Monday morning humor

The Onion is one of my favorite satirical websites. Here is an excellent example titled Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs

"Despite concerns that cutting the past-tense will prevent graduates from communicating effectively in the workplace, the home, the grocery store, church, and various other public spaces, a number of lawmakers, such as Utah Sen. Orrin Hatch, have welcomed the cuts as proof that the American school system is taking a more forward-thinking approach to education."